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pikachuluvr44:

pheebadohdoh:

fantastic-nonsense:

thneedprincess:

headfullofpotter:

thatstheriddle:

headfullofpotter:

stop

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making

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animated

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characters

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so

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attractive

I don’t mind it as long as it’s not an animated anima-

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oh…

i think

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this needs

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to be

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updated

yeah

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it definitely

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does

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Excuse me

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I

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think

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you’re

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forgetting

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some

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I think you guys forgot the hottest fucker of them all

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i totally just lost my shit on that last gif. I love y’all.

Phist?

So, my mom walks out of her bedroom.

Mom:How do you spell fist?

Me:F-I-S-T

My little sister: I thought it had a p?

Me:….What?

My little sister: Yeah, because ph makes the f sound 

I won’t die of fire, guns, or violence his smirk will be what stops my heart and restarts it <3

the
cake from my cousins wedding

the
cake from my cousins wedding

oh honey, don’t try to play me this isn’t call of duty, its war and i come packing heat. you see I’m not the type of your who will cry over you or try to get even, when i set out i will ruin you. I’ll be the Freddie in your nightmares except there is no waking up

Why i fail at life

WHO THE FUCK CAN’T MAKE THREE MINUTE RICE??!! oh right that’s me…

If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

nostalgiaultra:

Great things to say during intercourse:

  • Yes, this is agreeable
  • Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
  • What a surprising twist!
  • Aren’t human beings remarkable?
  • Splendid.